February 23, 2007

  • THINK WARM

    To all of our friends and family in colder climes, we wish you many warm thoughts from sunny Florida.

    If that doesn't brighten your spirits maybe a few jokes will (you need to provide your own drum rolls and cymbal clashes):

    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
    2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
    3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
    4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
      Okay, enough bar jokes...
    5. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
    6. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
    7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

    Ciao for now.

Comments (3)

  • mh, seems like you need to get to a bar again. haha I remember your jokes that you try to explain so hard and so long to us...

  • Enjoyed those jokes... chuckles are good for overall sanity and health. Mild weather here, but nothing like Florida. Did enjoy doing some business errands into Lorrach and Weil on the motorcycle last week.

  • oh my gosh... those were so dumb.....

    I cant believe i just let myself loose brain cells...:)

    love ya dad!

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